The Her Voice team would like to wish you all a very Happy New Year filled with health, happiness and prosperity!

To start off 2017, the new year, I thought it would be good to share some funnies. Maybe these are mysteries that can be solved throughout the year…or maybe not.

• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

• What disease did cured ham actually have?

• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

• Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?

• Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

And last but not least…

• Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Take care, God bless,